... YYAYAMSAKJNALKSJ. ;D

Im over it. xDDD



All of it. Yes yes yes. I know, I get over things fast.
Im fraternizing with the enemy [[Okay, roleplaying...]], and still having an amusing time talking to everyone.

And now my brother is being a clueless idiot. AND I GET TO EAT!

-happy dance-

So anyway, being the nice person I am, I subjected Zach to the evil-ness of Gizzy today. Ill be amazed if I ever see him again. xD Shes crazy, I swear.
Doesnt mean I dont love her though. Makes me laugh. -nodnod-

By the way.. For anyone who wants to know -cough-, I really had nothing to do with all of it.
Yeah I existed and talked to everyone the whole time, I didnt get banned or anything.
Which is nice.
Im haveing fun roleplaying.
And I forgot how to spell having.

People...

.. Are so crazy. You have NO idea.

s2c is a crazy, crazy, craaaazy place, Ill tell you that much.
I might have some of the best friends ever from there, but sometimes I wonder if its really worth it.

I mean. The whole Delphy thing is completely ridiculous.
I feel like Im taking sides here, but whatever.

Hes a total asshole. Yeah.
I would never ever ever ever want to talk to him in my LIFE, and I am still flipping out from the PM he sent me about that picture I was never going to take.
He uses people and is a freaky ass pedo...

Im not going to -leave- s2c over it. I couldnt leave s2c. Just no.
I have too many friends. And I am scared to be banned, cause I wont be Greenie anymore...

I dont know.

I have a massive headache.

And I find it so amusing that to keep up on all the news everywhere, you have to be a member of s2c, mts2, pmbd, maty, and exnem.
I have.. 1 of those down. Rofl.. I never go on pmbd anymore. Although, I just did, to reread Delphy's thing.
Weirdo.

I just want food and sleep. And I have neither..
Food.. -sobs-

Ive had enough with all this bullshit though.
Really. The whole thing with *******[[Muaha]] REALLY pissed me off anyway.
Completely pointless.
There was no reason to just be assholes and jump on ***.

Lemon. Pr0n. :o

[Greenie] Now that I have blogified, I must go get a lemonnnnnn.
[Greenie] To suck on.
[Greenie] ;D
[Greenie] With mah glossy-tastic red lips.
[Greenie] Oh.
[Greenie] Lemon prOn.

Nobody says anything. XD

This is why I am scary in IRC.
No. Wait...
This is a demonstation of how I am scary in IRC.

My candle's dad could kick your candle's dad's ass.

Random comments scare me.
And Pants_Spoon just gave me a.. a.. DICTIONARY! :O

I feel SO LOVED. -dies-

[[You ask how am I going to blog while dead... Muahahaha]]

You know how LOUD this keyboard is? Omfgz.
See, my computer is deadles, and Im rather mad about it.
IE = dead
CS2 = dead
The volume control = dead
AIM = dead
MSN = nearly dead
The hinges = REALLY dead
Mah games = dead
See where I am getting with this? I need a new computer mucho.
I mean, I cannot be expected to sit out here on my arseeeeee. Its cold and not comfortable. And the keyboard sucks. Lemons.

Speaking of which. I want a lemon. To suck on.

Reminds me of that time I was like "Barney, can you do me a HUUUUGE favor?!" and hes like ".. Oh no what?" and I was like "Can you get me a LEMON?!"
The look on his face.. Priceless.
Lemon lemon lemonnnnnnn. We have the tree outside. And technically I could go get one. Im not in tight pants, Ill be able to move my legs. But.. Its cold. And I could get raped and murdered. :x

Nowwww. I had my /childhood/ raped. Jimmy is trying to destroy my mind, slowly but surely.
I love him anyway.
He gave me the Cake cd. Im happy happy happyyyyy. :DD

... Lemons.

:P

Today isn't so bad. So maybe I didn't sleep at all last night, and then slept till 5:30 this afternoon.. That doesnt count.
Im singing Blaqk Audio.
I will be able to legally add [DF] onto my myspace name.
My myspace in itself is goregous. [[Thats /bbbbbandmooses]]
A nice blue.

Anyway. Anyone that has really talked to me in the last day knows that I read the CUTEST book ever last night. Thats right. I did, i did.
I think I am in love with it, and it made me want to be.. not single. Where is Nik when i actually feel like having something to do with him? ;D
is that bad, mean, or slutty in any way? xDDD I mean.. Gah. Oh well. Hes a manwhore. Muahahaha. <3

My neighbors had some relationship issues today.

Example :

What the fuck is your fucking problem bitch? Im fucking tired of your bullshit you fat whore.

And yay. My mom just came in and was like "GO TO BED." And I was like "Eh, not tired."
And now she wants to shove sleeping medication down my throat.
Why does she do that to me? She knows I am terrified of that crap. It could KILL me. Honestly. It totally could.

Now shes in "So. Youre not gonna cemetary with us?" And all like "Oh noes! Im so worried about you! YOURE LYING BITCH." Ugh. Im so pissed off. Shes going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.
And on.
xD

"Can you just.. Shoo?"
"No, caus eyou dained it so."
"Oh.. Can you just.. Live?"
"Shut the fuck up." -storms off-

Roflcopters.

o_O

I changed my layout...

Im confused as hell now.

XD

But.. I added pictars. For all of you peoples out there [[I dont even know who reads this thing anyway.. XD]] If you want a pictar, send me one? I delete your faces from my computer. GASP!

Yeahaaaa. I say Pictar now. I BLAME YOU AND YOUR CUTE HAIR PANIQUE! EGADZ!

Hahahee, part 2.

Imagine this.

Getting a blowjob from a vicious panther. [[Thats apparently vegetarian]]

Yeah. I nearly passed out laughing from that one. And, IT WASNT MY FAULT. Although, yes, I can be held accountable for thinking of the word manhood for no apparent reason. Lets all just try to forgot how completely weird I am.

The second part of this is a bit delayed, and really isnt even the second part.. But.. i had to keep up with the name, otherwise it made no sense, you know? Plus, "hahahee" is just fun to say.

HAHA.

"So wait?! Whats it eating then?! Hows Landon gonna make a witty remark?!"
"I decided on a banana. An actual, real, not-a-penis banana."
"xDD Okay.. Wait.. Not a penis?"
"Sadly not. :/"
";-;"

This is what happens when i roleplay, just so you know. :DDDDDDDD

I really should be doing homework. BUT. Apparently, i am not the only one who finds odd music to be happy happy.
Panique [[Okay.. Charlotte]] gets happy of MCR. [[It sounds like shes smoking it or something.. XD I wonder how you smoke a band though.. Oh god. HAh. Im so bad.. GROUPIEEE.]]
Whereas, I get happy from AFI. YAY AFIZ! :D

Today was interesting, by the way. HAH! I LIED! It sucked. I didnt wake up till noon. :/
And, I have ALL my homework to do tonight, cause Im not sure if Ill be up in time in the mornning to get it done.. Gahhh. Im sooo ready for school to just DIE.

Summerrrrrrr. Woot. :D

Dood. I think it'd be hella awkward if I actually did see whosits this summer. Itd be like "Heyyyy, we were together and now were not and what the hell do I say to you considering everyone who knows you existed in my life wants to kill you, YEAH, im doing well too!"

Bah. Damn it all to hell. XDDDDDD

Hahahee, pt. 1.

Alright. Hey, hi, whats up? :P

In case anyone wanted to know, i was informed Blake.. something-or-other lost American idol. I honestly think whoever he lost to should go fall in a hole. Cause he was so obviously the best.
Not the most talented maybe, but he fits the part. And I dont even watch the show. :D

Apparently I left my candle burning all night last night. Bummer. Although it hardly burned down at all, the heat of the flame and the weight of the candle caused it to get all.. Squished. o_O
So now I have this odd candle with a bublous top. xD

Im kinda ticked off cause i didn't make it through to Round 2 of StyLeesh. I mean, I worked my ass off on that pose, you know? Whatever. I tried... However, Ming was at the very bottom.. Is that saying something? I dunno.
Gizzy wouldn't stop flirting with Dell.. It was hilarious. Like, they were waiting for the results of SOS's final round.. She spanked him. xDDDDDDD

In the world of my roleplays.. Well, the one with Rachel is going well. Si, si.

ANYWAY. I was gonna say something, but I forgot what. Crap. I'll add more later I suppose. [:

Woot -- Musiccs

Less Talk, More Rokk
Freezepop

the basement scene is dark and dusty
the musty smell of stale air
cobwebs dangle overhead
people stumble down the stairs
let’s get this party started, yo
the band are in the corner of the floor
their songs are pretty kick-ass
we're dancing like we've never danced
the music is loud
the kids are so young
all over the world
they wanna have fun
the music is so loud
it drowns out the talk
all over the world
just give us more rokk
the music is loud
the night is so young
all over the world
we wanna have fun
the music gets louder
please don’t call the cops
all over the world
we just wanna rokk
the kitchen scene is damp and sticky
they're lined up at the keg of PBR
we're yelling conversations
thru the floor you hear the keyboards and guitar
I’m getting kind of antsy
I just came up here to get some air
This isn’t where the music’s at
I guess I’m going back down there
the music is loud
the kids are so young
all over the world
they wanna have fun
the music is so loud
it drowns out the talk
all over the world
just give us more rokk
the music is loud
the night is so young
all over the worldwe wanna have fun
the music gets louder
please don’t call the cops
all over the world
we just wanna rokk
the basement scene is hot and sweaty
bodies packed from wall to wall
the band are tearing thru their set
the encore is the best of all
let’s keep this party going, yo
we’ve got nowhere else to be
someone yells, "less talk more rokk"
mostly unironically
the music is loud
the kids are so young
all over the world
they wanna have fun
the music is so loud
it drowns out the talk
all over the world
just give us more rokk
the music is loud
the night is so young
all over the world
we wanna have
music gets louder
please don’t call the cops
all over the world
we just wanna rokk
we just wanna rokk
we just wanna rokk
we just wanna rokk
we just wanna rokk

God.. x_x

I realize the fact i am posting for the third time in the last like.. half hour is rediculous...

Also the fact i completely forgot how to spell ridiculous.. :P

but, i was being my awesome dorky self, and reading the past entries.. Im amazed at how amazingly in love I was... Like.. Now that i think about it.. It was so.. odd.
I kind of miss it, in a twisted way.. Like, not really.. But I miss the feeling wanted.
How sappy...

Meanwhile.. I have a new philosophy...

Apparently some of my friends have yet to know this exists. I do not know if I should tell them where to find it or not.. :D I could just taunt them.. Tell them its here, but never show them.
Then what would they do?

For the record...

ITS PEAS!

WASABI PEAS!

I dont care what you say. Its peas. God damn it.

Not beans.

Beans are weird. It makes me want to sing:

Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel.
Beans, beans, for every meal!

Really..

PEAS! FTW!

It also reminds me of a line from a play I wrote with my little brother...

Something about brains and peas, and it ends with "Wait.. You dont have a brain. A pea! USE YOUR PEA!"

=D

Oh look! It likes you!

Okay. So.. Duuude.

I am changing to font I do this in.. xD I have been addicted to mini Veranda lately.

---

Moving on. I was bored, so I was looking up random info.. Did you know they have stencils for you twat?
I mean.. If you had a smiley face... In Aprils words : "Look! It likes you!"

How completely awkward would that be? I suppose I can see the novelty in having a heart down there, but wouldnt someone find it the slightest bit annoying? Not sayin I have anyone whom I could ask.. But really. If I was a guy [[Or a lesbian]] I would find it slightly disconcerting.

It just occurred to me I do not put labels on my posts. Is that bad? Should I start? Would it make this whole thing more amusing for the lot of you?
Whoever -you- are... :P I dont even know who exists out there.. I know Gizzy reads this off and on.. Afterall, she was the one who yelled at me to write in it again.

My computer is hot, and it, in turn, is making me all hot and yucky. Im in nothing but my underwear, and draped in a parao, but.. Gah. I am tempted to open my window and download Hey There Delilah, as opposed to listening to Incubus. Im getting a bit tired of this cd.. [[This cd being Light Grenades]].
Im somewhat annoyed because Windows Media Player will not let me rip the music from it onto the computer. o_O
Im just gonna kick the AFI. Well. I would never kick them. That wouldnt be nice. Theyre too cute for that anyway. Unless of course it was some sort of odd foreplay. ;D

Today I found something out.

My mom has this necklace, made from.. Uhmm.. What are these damn things called...? Cowry shells. On a red rope.. And there is a flower thingy in the center. So, I have this red and white shirt [[That everyone seems to love, and I always get complimented on it, and how thin I am.. Its flattering, I guess]]... Anyway. The colors of the necklace and the shirt match perfectly. Yay!

Plus, I still have to brown and pink ribbon from yesterday around my wrist.
I stole it off one of the sodas, and had Drew tie it around my wrist. He thought I was weird. I don't care.. ^-^ I am weird. He should know that. i have no idea why he asked me to dance though. Talk about awkward. THANKYOU for annoying wedding=style dancing. :P

OH OH OH. Alexis and I decided last night that the smiley [=O, while its supposed to be angelic, looks like a surprised retarted kid.. [ being the helmet. I have nothing against retarted kids, mind you, and if I had one of my own, I would love it.. But.. They are just so incredible amusing....

Anyway. Im done for now..

Ew..

EW EW EW EW EW.

Fucking whore made me dance with him.

-sobs-

I dont like being groped at by people I dont know....

Im going to kill her. KILL HER.

I swear to god i will.

My mother, the moron.

I really dont think you are gonna believe this.

So, Im sitting here, its about.. Ohh... 2 am-ish? When I hear like, footsteps on the driveway. Cause we have a gravel driveway, so the footsteps are easy to hear. So anyway..
They go away, then come back about half an hour later, and Im sitting here like "Shittttttt" and I was talking to April, and we were like, screaming...
I get this tap on my window, and I was like"AGGGH." Only, silently, cause my window was open, and I didnt want to be shot.
So my mom goes and OPENS THE DOOR. Freak.
Apparently, he offered her $200 for sex. Thank god she turned him down.. ><>
And I was like YAYAYAY!

Only then, like, 20 minutes later, he came back. x_x And she let him in the fucking houseeeee. I was like "MY MOTHER IS A LUNATIC!" But by then I was alone, and desperately hunting on neo for a roleplay, and listening to AFI, hoping it would cheer me up.

THEN. Oh it gets worse! SHE LETS HIM INTO MY ROOM. And hes like:
"I wants you to knw-know.. That I a-am not weird. I live, down street. Just a good friend. Not weird. Dont worry..." and I was like ".. Okay.." And he turned to go, and comes back and is like "Just a good friend. I been talking to your mom. Good friend."

Crazy people. Alright, so I was like "Yeah, whatever." And I like, curled up in a ball, and my mom is standing in my doorway saying "Come on ALyssa, you dont need to be scared." Hah, yeah. Im not gonna be scared of some freaky dude in my room.

Then he came back, wanting to buy this picture I drew in like.. 6th grade. THAT was odd... So apparently, Im selling it for $50...?
And then he asked if I could draw a mural on his wall.. And I was like "Uhhhh..." So I have to have a mini mural done by Friday.

This has been the weirdest morning in the history of the world, and its only 5:20!!!!!!

I WILL SURVIVE! HEY HEY!

I was just randomly reminded this existed. Apparently the deformed Gizzy missed it..? Shes an odd one, I tell ye.

Oops. I dont have much brains, you should know that. [[:

Now, meanwhile back at the ranch. Its fucking hot. xD Im not too happy with it. Im sitting on my bed in a bikini and a skirt, my windows open, the fan going, and my music blasting. I feel so summery!

And i have the taste of green beans in my mouth. Thats yucky. I need a cookie. Or something sugary. I also need to remember how to type. Not hoe to type. TYPE, HO!
Haha. Reminds me of English. "To my bedchamber, HO!" [I might pay you well if you hurry..]

I might be losing one of my friends, but being honest is totally helping out my life. xD Now that who-sits is back on my good side [Although, I put her there myself, she did nothing but exist], I feel like a good person.

Now. I think I might go give my neighbor some Claritin so she will stop sneezing. Maybe she'll give me some of their bbq in return.

FOXTROT! UNIFORM! CHARLIE! KILO!