My lawn smells like...

Beer.

Oh. My. God.

Hahaha. I had the funniest night last night, I swear.

So i was out on the lawn, using my internet to check on ATC, and these scary dudes show up, and my mom and I were like WTF?
So then they come out into the front lawn with a board and a table.
Beer games. :D The old neighbors did that too...

So we left, and I was singing Afroman, and the Italian dude laughed at me. :P

So anyway, fast forward to about like.. 11:30. The party was looouuud. But Im used to it, cause my neighbors [on my side of the house] have loud parties ALL the time. So i was listening to James Blunt, when I start to hear like, footsteps. Then my mom came in laughing, and goes "Some drunk person tried to run down the side of the house and tripped over everything!"
Cause she has tomato baskets on that side of the house to keep people out...

So naturally I was laying in bed going "What the hell? Are they playing tag or something?"
Then my mom came in AGAIN, and shes like "Psst. I think they got raided."

There were giggling people on my side of the house, and my mom leans out the window and goes "If you guys are hiding from the cops, you better shut up. They'll hear you."
They were silent for like, 20 seconds. :P

Later we went down there, and the cops said there were like, 300 people there. 300! That house is NOT that big. I should know. I lived there. But.. This morning, my mom went out to investigate what was left.. The entire front yard is SPOTLESS. You'd never know. But if you look down the sidewalk in front of the pink house and the one past that, there's red cups. xD

Fucking HUGE party dood. It went down the sidewalk, down the driveway, all through the house, and probably into the street.
After all the cops were gone, the guys were on the side of the house [their house, not ours] laughing hysterically. One guy was like "Its all youuurrr faaaauuuulllt!"
I was sitting on my moms bed laughing at that point.
Cool huh? :P

Haha. I just came out here.. Its really cool. The trashcans are FULL of stuff, and theres a few cups here and there... The entire front yard smells terrible... xD

Mike is out here washing his car, and the beer game.. table thing is sitting here, empty and innocent. :P
I hope the people who live here dont get in too much trouble.. Apparently there were a LOT of minors out here last night.. gah.
What a memorable birthday party though. :D:D:D:D

The mist from Mike's car feels good. Even though its all cold out here. xD

Oh. A bee.

Anyway, for some reason i cannot get the internet out here.. Ill have to go halfway down the driveway and see if I can get the other one...

Alpine... o_O

Heyyo.

How is you? xD Like youre gonna answer. Anyway, second day of Summer School.
There is a pregnant chick in my class. Its crazy. Shes my age... x_x
BUT! Theres this midget!!!
Hes so cool. :P

Apparently Martin is in that class, but I have no idea who he is. Annoying much.
Like, he could say hi.. Or Ellen could have told me what he looked like.. Really.
Im totally freaked out.
:P

Gah. The little mexican kids next door are like, spying on me. Its really, really odd. Like..
I look up, and see them here, behind the bushes. What am i supposed to say to this?
Its so funny, but strange.
Silly children. Im jus tuping away, and i look up every once in a while to humor them.

And ants keep crawling on me. And flies.
Now Im worried theyre gonna fling things.. Ill be pissed.
Theyre cute though! But... Acting very sinister...
And he just ran up the sidewalk. Like I didnt see him there. x_x

Whatever. I didnt get to talk to people [[-wink again-]] today, since I didnt get home till 2. Curses.
But I went to the harbor for lunch with my mom and papou Steve, which was nice, ya know?
Plus there was all this drama down there. It made me laugh. :P

Drama is totally my obsession. :D:D:D:D

I dont know why i name this the things I do. So random. xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Woah. Theres 6 year olds hitting eachother in the "ballsacks" in my front lawn. Its really amusing. :P

Baaaaack. xD

Someone told me to write a blog, so, what do you know. Here I am, finally with the happy happy internets.
My explanation is simply.. My momma didnt pay for it. Whoosh, you know, thats the sort of thing that keeps you off the computer for a while. No internet.. Nothing to do, really.

The only reason i decided to put up with it was cause i got a text from Kelly saying Photo said ATC was up. And I was like "OH NOES!" So I grabbed Perrys computer and ran out to the front lawn to see what the hell was going on.

So, when I am online, i am sitting in the front yard, being stared at by the gangsters who walk by, my freaky neighbor always tries to look up my skirt, the grass itches, and the log I usually sit on makes my ass hurt. Its hard, you know?

But on a lighter note, I have baby chickennnnsss! Delilah, Blink, and Fuzzle. They rock my socks, I say.
Little fuzzies.

Alright, the computer is charged up again. Time to go back out to the lawn and post some more stuff.. As well as this blog. :P Then do math homework.
Then make a pie.

Oh yeah. Homework.
Alyssa is in summer school, cause she FAILED everything. Bahahaha. Im so cool, I know. But yeah. Summer school....
To the lawn. AWAY.

Hey. There. Your. Mom.

Ill start out this entry by saying "My ass hurts."

Cause you know, it does. A lot, in fact. :/

Reason :

I am sitting on the bathroom floor, on the hard, cold, tile.

Reason :

My mom said I had to turn the computer off and fall asleep at midnight. But, sadly, Im not tired. Im never tired. She should know that.
So, I have to hide from her so I can use the computer, because if she finds out Im still awake and online, Ill be dead meat, dont ya know?
So.. I figured just turning the light out wasnt good enough [[plus, i couldnt see the keys.. xD]], so I made my bed look like I was in it, and am in the bathroom, bathrobe pushed under the door to block the light.

Arent I an odd one?

I cannot imagine sitting here like this /all night/, with NO MUSIC. But, i suppose ill have to live, huh?
I mean, I would rather this than be cut off.
Plus.. The damn English are too far ahead time wise. -winkz0rz-

Anyway. I went to my dads house tonight. xD

We listened to dark, gothic music.
And Shiny Toy Guns.

AND! My grandma told me a limerick earlier!

There once was a man from Kent.
His cock was so large that is bent.
He got into trouble
When he put it in double.
And instead of coming, he went.

:D:D:D:D

Shes so bad.

But, heres one /I/ found.

An Argentine Gaucho named Bruno
Said "Screwing is one thing I do know!
Women are fine
And sheep are divine
But llamas are numero uno!"

Done.

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