๑KKai๑ says:
wait ... you dye your nose hair?
Yeah. Thats what i get.. :/
Nearly kill myself for the sake of beauty.
Psht.
Hahaha.
Jesus..
I nearly gassed myself to death.
Youd think I was suicidal.
Honestly..
My nose and throat burns sooo bad. xD
Anyway.
Now I am sitting here until 4:20. :D
Today has been interesting..
Ellens pissed.
Cliff looks like a porn star.
Emi's a girly girl.
Whitey is 973489279528054 years old.
dj is ban obsessed.
ChocolateCake is an AppleCrumble...
The cute guy gave me extra cinnamon...What next?
You know though, I havent felt like blogging in an entire month. I know you al think I died. xD
Hahaha. All you people out there hwo totally dont exist, anyway.
Anyway.. Whats new? I dont know really.
Summer school is almost over, and I am about as happy as.. Something being happy. You know. Clams at high tide, a bird in berry bush.. Pick one.
Two more days
Then I have Fiesta. Oh joy.
Cause I just love my cousins /sooooo/ much, you know. Yepp. Theyre pretty fantastic.
Yay!
"OMGOMGOMGOMG I MET ORLANDO BLOOM OMG!!111oneoenone1"
Like I fucking care
YAY.
Im writing this in the style of a myspace bulliten.
SHAME ON ME.
I WRITE ABOUT JALAPENOS.
Bahahaha. I was told to.
Well, maybe Ill use it as a metaphor?
I dont know.
Maybe Ill just ramble.
There you go.
Jalapenos.
Happy now? :D
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Saturday, June 23, 2007
My lawn smells like...
Beer.
Oh. My. God.
Hahaha. I had the funniest night last night, I swear.
So i was out on the lawn, using my internet to check on ATC, and these scary dudes show up, and my mom and I were like WTF?
So then they come out into the front lawn with a board and a table.
Beer games. :D The old neighbors did that too...
So we left, and I was singing Afroman, and the Italian dude laughed at me. :P
So anyway, fast forward to about like.. 11:30. The party was looouuud. But Im used to it, cause my neighbors [on my side of the house] have loud parties ALL the time. So i was listening to James Blunt, when I start to hear like, footsteps. Then my mom came in laughing, and goes "Some drunk person tried to run down the side of the house and tripped over everything!"
Cause she has tomato baskets on that side of the house to keep people out...
So naturally I was laying in bed going "What the hell? Are they playing tag or something?"
Then my mom came in AGAIN, and shes like "Psst. I think they got raided."
There were giggling people on my side of the house, and my mom leans out the window and goes "If you guys are hiding from the cops, you better shut up. They'll hear you."
They were silent for like, 20 seconds. :P
Later we went down there, and the cops said there were like, 300 people there. 300! That house is NOT that big. I should know. I lived there. But.. This morning, my mom went out to investigate what was left.. The entire front yard is SPOTLESS. You'd never know. But if you look down the sidewalk in front of the pink house and the one past that, there's red cups. xD
Fucking HUGE party dood. It went down the sidewalk, down the driveway, all through the house, and probably into the street.
After all the cops were gone, the guys were on the side of the house [their house, not ours] laughing hysterically. One guy was like "Its all youuurrr faaaauuuulllt!"
I was sitting on my moms bed laughing at that point.
Cool huh? :P
Haha. I just came out here.. Its really cool. The trashcans are FULL of stuff, and theres a few cups here and there... The entire front yard smells terrible... xD
Mike is out here washing his car, and the beer game.. table thing is sitting here, empty and innocent. :P
I hope the people who live here dont get in too much trouble.. Apparently there were a LOT of minors out here last night.. gah.
What a memorable birthday party though. :D:D:D:D
The mist from Mike's car feels good. Even though its all cold out here. xD
Oh. A bee.
Anyway, for some reason i cannot get the internet out here.. Ill have to go halfway down the driveway and see if I can get the other one...
Oh. My. God.
Hahaha. I had the funniest night last night, I swear.
So i was out on the lawn, using my internet to check on ATC, and these scary dudes show up, and my mom and I were like WTF?
So then they come out into the front lawn with a board and a table.
Beer games. :D The old neighbors did that too...
So we left, and I was singing Afroman, and the Italian dude laughed at me. :P
So anyway, fast forward to about like.. 11:30. The party was looouuud. But Im used to it, cause my neighbors [on my side of the house] have loud parties ALL the time. So i was listening to James Blunt, when I start to hear like, footsteps. Then my mom came in laughing, and goes "Some drunk person tried to run down the side of the house and tripped over everything!"
Cause she has tomato baskets on that side of the house to keep people out...
So naturally I was laying in bed going "What the hell? Are they playing tag or something?"
Then my mom came in AGAIN, and shes like "Psst. I think they got raided."
There were giggling people on my side of the house, and my mom leans out the window and goes "If you guys are hiding from the cops, you better shut up. They'll hear you."
They were silent for like, 20 seconds. :P
Later we went down there, and the cops said there were like, 300 people there. 300! That house is NOT that big. I should know. I lived there. But.. This morning, my mom went out to investigate what was left.. The entire front yard is SPOTLESS. You'd never know. But if you look down the sidewalk in front of the pink house and the one past that, there's red cups. xD
Fucking HUGE party dood. It went down the sidewalk, down the driveway, all through the house, and probably into the street.
After all the cops were gone, the guys were on the side of the house [their house, not ours] laughing hysterically. One guy was like "Its all youuurrr faaaauuuulllt!"
I was sitting on my moms bed laughing at that point.
Cool huh? :P
Haha. I just came out here.. Its really cool. The trashcans are FULL of stuff, and theres a few cups here and there... The entire front yard smells terrible... xD
Mike is out here washing his car, and the beer game.. table thing is sitting here, empty and innocent. :P
I hope the people who live here dont get in too much trouble.. Apparently there were a LOT of minors out here last night.. gah.
What a memorable birthday party though. :D:D:D:D
The mist from Mike's car feels good. Even though its all cold out here. xD
Oh. A bee.
Anyway, for some reason i cannot get the internet out here.. Ill have to go halfway down the driveway and see if I can get the other one...
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Alpine... o_O
Heyyo.
How is you? xD Like youre gonna answer. Anyway, second day of Summer School.
There is a pregnant chick in my class. Its crazy. Shes my age... x_x
BUT! Theres this midget!!!
Hes so cool. :P
Apparently Martin is in that class, but I have no idea who he is. Annoying much.
Like, he could say hi.. Or Ellen could have told me what he looked like.. Really.
Im totally freaked out.
:P
Gah. The little mexican kids next door are like, spying on me. Its really, really odd. Like..
I look up, and see them here, behind the bushes. What am i supposed to say to this?
Its so funny, but strange.
Silly children. Im jus tuping away, and i look up every once in a while to humor them.
And ants keep crawling on me. And flies.
Now Im worried theyre gonna fling things.. Ill be pissed.
Theyre cute though! But... Acting very sinister...
And he just ran up the sidewalk. Like I didnt see him there. x_x
Whatever. I didnt get to talk to people [[-wink again-]] today, since I didnt get home till 2. Curses.
But I went to the harbor for lunch with my mom and papou Steve, which was nice, ya know?
Plus there was all this drama down there. It made me laugh. :P
Drama is totally my obsession. :D:D:D:D
I dont know why i name this the things I do. So random. xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Woah. Theres 6 year olds hitting eachother in the "ballsacks" in my front lawn. Its really amusing. :P
How is you? xD Like youre gonna answer. Anyway, second day of Summer School.
There is a pregnant chick in my class. Its crazy. Shes my age... x_x
BUT! Theres this midget!!!
Hes so cool. :P
Apparently Martin is in that class, but I have no idea who he is. Annoying much.
Like, he could say hi.. Or Ellen could have told me what he looked like.. Really.
Im totally freaked out.
:P
Gah. The little mexican kids next door are like, spying on me. Its really, really odd. Like..
I look up, and see them here, behind the bushes. What am i supposed to say to this?
Its so funny, but strange.
Silly children. Im jus tuping away, and i look up every once in a while to humor them.
And ants keep crawling on me. And flies.
Now Im worried theyre gonna fling things.. Ill be pissed.
Theyre cute though! But... Acting very sinister...
And he just ran up the sidewalk. Like I didnt see him there. x_x
Whatever. I didnt get to talk to people [[-wink again-]] today, since I didnt get home till 2. Curses.
But I went to the harbor for lunch with my mom and papou Steve, which was nice, ya know?
Plus there was all this drama down there. It made me laugh. :P
Drama is totally my obsession. :D:D:D:D
I dont know why i name this the things I do. So random. xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Woah. Theres 6 year olds hitting eachother in the "ballsacks" in my front lawn. Its really amusing. :P
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Baaaaack. xD
Someone told me to write a blog, so, what do you know. Here I am, finally with the happy happy internets.
My explanation is simply.. My momma didnt pay for it. Whoosh, you know, thats the sort of thing that keeps you off the computer for a while. No internet.. Nothing to do, really.
The only reason i decided to put up with it was cause i got a text from Kelly saying Photo said ATC was up. And I was like "OH NOES!" So I grabbed Perrys computer and ran out to the front lawn to see what the hell was going on.
So, when I am online, i am sitting in the front yard, being stared at by the gangsters who walk by, my freaky neighbor always tries to look up my skirt, the grass itches, and the log I usually sit on makes my ass hurt. Its hard, you know?
But on a lighter note, I have baby chickennnnsss! Delilah, Blink, and Fuzzle. They rock my socks, I say.
Little fuzzies.
Alright, the computer is charged up again. Time to go back out to the lawn and post some more stuff.. As well as this blog. :P Then do math homework.
Then make a pie.
Oh yeah. Homework.
Alyssa is in summer school, cause she FAILED everything. Bahahaha. Im so cool, I know. But yeah. Summer school....
To the lawn. AWAY.
My explanation is simply.. My momma didnt pay for it. Whoosh, you know, thats the sort of thing that keeps you off the computer for a while. No internet.. Nothing to do, really.
The only reason i decided to put up with it was cause i got a text from Kelly saying Photo said ATC was up. And I was like "OH NOES!" So I grabbed Perrys computer and ran out to the front lawn to see what the hell was going on.
So, when I am online, i am sitting in the front yard, being stared at by the gangsters who walk by, my freaky neighbor always tries to look up my skirt, the grass itches, and the log I usually sit on makes my ass hurt. Its hard, you know?
But on a lighter note, I have baby chickennnnsss! Delilah, Blink, and Fuzzle. They rock my socks, I say.
Little fuzzies.
Alright, the computer is charged up again. Time to go back out to the lawn and post some more stuff.. As well as this blog. :P Then do math homework.
Then make a pie.
Oh yeah. Homework.
Alyssa is in summer school, cause she FAILED everything. Bahahaha. Im so cool, I know. But yeah. Summer school....
To the lawn. AWAY.
Sunday, June 03, 2007
Hey. There. Your. Mom.
Ill start out this entry by saying "My ass hurts."
Cause you know, it does. A lot, in fact. :/
Reason :
I am sitting on the bathroom floor, on the hard, cold, tile.
Reason :
My mom said I had to turn the computer off and fall asleep at midnight. But, sadly, Im not tired. Im never tired. She should know that.
So, I have to hide from her so I can use the computer, because if she finds out Im still awake and online, Ill be dead meat, dont ya know?
So.. I figured just turning the light out wasnt good enough [[plus, i couldnt see the keys.. xD]], so I made my bed look like I was in it, and am in the bathroom, bathrobe pushed under the door to block the light.
Arent I an odd one?
I cannot imagine sitting here like this /all night/, with NO MUSIC. But, i suppose ill have to live, huh?
I mean, I would rather this than be cut off.
Plus.. The damn English are too far ahead time wise. -winkz0rz-
Anyway. I went to my dads house tonight. xD
We listened to dark, gothic music.
And Shiny Toy Guns.
AND! My grandma told me a limerick earlier!
There once was a man from Kent.
His cock was so large that is bent.
He got into trouble
When he put it in double.
And instead of coming, he went.
:D:D:D:D
Shes so bad.
But, heres one /I/ found.
An Argentine Gaucho named Bruno
Said "Screwing is one thing I do know!
Women are fine
And sheep are divine
But llamas are numero uno!"
Done.
Cause you know, it does. A lot, in fact. :/
Reason :
I am sitting on the bathroom floor, on the hard, cold, tile.
Reason :
My mom said I had to turn the computer off and fall asleep at midnight. But, sadly, Im not tired. Im never tired. She should know that.
So, I have to hide from her so I can use the computer, because if she finds out Im still awake and online, Ill be dead meat, dont ya know?
So.. I figured just turning the light out wasnt good enough [[plus, i couldnt see the keys.. xD]], so I made my bed look like I was in it, and am in the bathroom, bathrobe pushed under the door to block the light.
Arent I an odd one?
I cannot imagine sitting here like this /all night/, with NO MUSIC. But, i suppose ill have to live, huh?
I mean, I would rather this than be cut off.
Plus.. The damn English are too far ahead time wise. -winkz0rz-
Anyway. I went to my dads house tonight. xD
We listened to dark, gothic music.
And Shiny Toy Guns.
AND! My grandma told me a limerick earlier!
There once was a man from Kent.
His cock was so large that is bent.
He got into trouble
When he put it in double.
And instead of coming, he went.
:D:D:D:D
Shes so bad.
But, heres one /I/ found.
An Argentine Gaucho named Bruno
Said "Screwing is one thing I do know!
Women are fine
And sheep are divine
But llamas are numero uno!"
Done.
----------end transmission-----------
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
... YYAYAMSAKJNALKSJ. ;D
Im over it. xDDD
All of it. Yes yes yes. I know, I get over things fast.
Im fraternizing with the enemy [[Okay, roleplaying...]], and still having an amusing time talking to everyone.
And now my brother is being a clueless idiot. AND I GET TO EAT!
-happy dance-
So anyway, being the nice person I am, I subjected Zach to the evil-ness of Gizzy today. Ill be amazed if I ever see him again. xD Shes crazy, I swear.
Doesnt mean I dont love her though. Makes me laugh. -nodnod-
By the way.. For anyone who wants to know -cough-, I really had nothing to do with all of it.
Yeah I existed and talked to everyone the whole time, I didnt get banned or anything.
Which is nice.
Im haveing fun roleplaying.
And I forgot how to spell having.
All of it. Yes yes yes. I know, I get over things fast.
Im fraternizing with the enemy [[Okay, roleplaying...]], and still having an amusing time talking to everyone.
And now my brother is being a clueless idiot. AND I GET TO EAT!
-happy dance-
So anyway, being the nice person I am, I subjected Zach to the evil-ness of Gizzy today. Ill be amazed if I ever see him again. xD Shes crazy, I swear.
Doesnt mean I dont love her though. Makes me laugh. -nodnod-
By the way.. For anyone who wants to know -cough-, I really had nothing to do with all of it.
Yeah I existed and talked to everyone the whole time, I didnt get banned or anything.
Which is nice.
Im haveing fun roleplaying.
And I forgot how to spell having.
People...
.. Are so crazy. You have NO idea.
s2c is a crazy, crazy, craaaazy place, Ill tell you that much.
I might have some of the best friends ever from there, but sometimes I wonder if its really worth it.
I mean. The whole Delphy thing is completely ridiculous.
I feel like Im taking sides here, but whatever.
Hes a total asshole. Yeah.
I would never ever ever ever want to talk to him in my LIFE, and I am still flipping out from the PM he sent me about that picture I was never going to take.
He uses people and is a freaky ass pedo...
Im not going to -leave- s2c over it. I couldnt leave s2c. Just no.
I have too many friends. And I am scared to be banned, cause I wont be Greenie anymore...
I dont know.
I have a massive headache.
And I find it so amusing that to keep up on all the news everywhere, you have to be a member of s2c, mts2, pmbd, maty, and exnem.
I have.. 1 of those down. Rofl.. I never go on pmbd anymore. Although, I just did, to reread Delphy's thing.
Weirdo.
I just want food and sleep. And I have neither..
Food.. -sobs-
Ive had enough with all this bullshit though.
Really. The whole thing with *******[[Muaha]] REALLY pissed me off anyway.
Completely pointless.
There was no reason to just be assholes and jump on ***.
s2c is a crazy, crazy, craaaazy place, Ill tell you that much.
I might have some of the best friends ever from there, but sometimes I wonder if its really worth it.
I mean. The whole Delphy thing is completely ridiculous.
I feel like Im taking sides here, but whatever.
Hes a total asshole. Yeah.
I would never ever ever ever want to talk to him in my LIFE, and I am still flipping out from the PM he sent me about that picture I was never going to take.
He uses people and is a freaky ass pedo...
Im not going to -leave- s2c over it. I couldnt leave s2c. Just no.
I have too many friends. And I am scared to be banned, cause I wont be Greenie anymore...
I dont know.
I have a massive headache.
And I find it so amusing that to keep up on all the news everywhere, you have to be a member of s2c, mts2, pmbd, maty, and exnem.
I have.. 1 of those down. Rofl.. I never go on pmbd anymore. Although, I just did, to reread Delphy's thing.
Weirdo.
I just want food and sleep. And I have neither..
Food.. -sobs-
Ive had enough with all this bullshit though.
Really. The whole thing with *******[[Muaha]] REALLY pissed me off anyway.
Completely pointless.
There was no reason to just be assholes and jump on ***.
Monday, May 28, 2007
Lemon. Pr0n. :o
[Greenie] Now that I have blogified, I must go get a lemonnnnnn.
[Greenie] To suck on.
[Greenie] ;D
[Greenie] With mah glossy-tastic red lips.
[Greenie] Oh.
[Greenie] Lemon prOn.
Nobody says anything. XD
This is why I am scary in IRC.
No. Wait...
This is a demonstation of how I am scary in IRC.
Nobody says anything. XD
This is why I am scary in IRC.
No. Wait...
This is a demonstation of how I am scary in IRC.
My candle's dad could kick your candle's dad's ass.
Random comments scare me.
And Pants_Spoon just gave me a.. a.. DICTIONARY! :O
I feel SO LOVED. -dies-
[[You ask how am I going to blog while dead... Muahahaha]]
You know how LOUD this keyboard is? Omfgz.
See, my computer is deadles, and Im rather mad about it.
IE = dead
CS2 = dead
The volume control = dead
AIM = dead
MSN = nearly dead
The hinges = REALLY dead
Mah games = dead
See where I am getting with this? I need a new computer mucho.
I mean, I cannot be expected to sit out here on my arseeeeee. Its cold and not comfortable. And the keyboard sucks. Lemons.
Speaking of which. I want a lemon. To suck on.
Reminds me of that time I was like "Barney, can you do me a HUUUUGE favor?!" and hes like ".. Oh no what?" and I was like "Can you get me a LEMON?!"
The look on his face.. Priceless.
Lemon lemon lemonnnnnnn. We have the tree outside. And technically I could go get one. Im not in tight pants, Ill be able to move my legs. But.. Its cold. And I could get raped and murdered. :x
Nowwww. I had my /childhood/ raped. Jimmy is trying to destroy my mind, slowly but surely.
I love him anyway.
He gave me the Cake cd. Im happy happy happyyyyy. :DD
... Lemons.
And Pants_Spoon just gave me a.. a.. DICTIONARY! :O
I feel SO LOVED. -dies-
[[You ask how am I going to blog while dead... Muahahaha]]
You know how LOUD this keyboard is? Omfgz.
See, my computer is deadles, and Im rather mad about it.
IE = dead
CS2 = dead
The volume control = dead
AIM = dead
MSN = nearly dead
The hinges = REALLY dead
Mah games = dead
See where I am getting with this? I need a new computer mucho.
I mean, I cannot be expected to sit out here on my arseeeeee. Its cold and not comfortable. And the keyboard sucks. Lemons.
Speaking of which. I want a lemon. To suck on.
Reminds me of that time I was like "Barney, can you do me a HUUUUGE favor?!" and hes like ".. Oh no what?" and I was like "Can you get me a LEMON?!"
The look on his face.. Priceless.
Lemon lemon lemonnnnnnn. We have the tree outside. And technically I could go get one. Im not in tight pants, Ill be able to move my legs. But.. Its cold. And I could get raped and murdered. :x
Nowwww. I had my /childhood/ raped. Jimmy is trying to destroy my mind, slowly but surely.
I love him anyway.
He gave me the Cake cd. Im happy happy happyyyyy. :DD
... Lemons.
Sunday, May 27, 2007
:P
Today isn't so bad. So maybe I didn't sleep at all last night, and then slept till 5:30 this afternoon.. That doesnt count.
Im singing Blaqk Audio.
I will be able to legally add [DF] onto my myspace name.
My myspace in itself is goregous. [[Thats /bbbbbandmooses]]
A nice blue.
Anyway. Anyone that has really talked to me in the last day knows that I read the CUTEST book ever last night. Thats right. I did, i did.
I think I am in love with it, and it made me want to be.. not single. Where is Nik when i actually feel like having something to do with him? ;D
is that bad, mean, or slutty in any way? xDDD I mean.. Gah. Oh well. Hes a manwhore. Muahahaha. <3
My neighbors had some relationship issues today.
Example :
What the fuck is your fucking problem bitch? Im fucking tired of your bullshit you fat whore.
And yay. My mom just came in and was like "GO TO BED." And I was like "Eh, not tired."
And now she wants to shove sleeping medication down my throat.
Why does she do that to me? She knows I am terrified of that crap. It could KILL me. Honestly. It totally could.
Now shes in "So. Youre not gonna cemetary with us?" And all like "Oh noes! Im so worried about you! YOURE LYING BITCH." Ugh. Im so pissed off. Shes going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.
And on.
xD
"Can you just.. Shoo?"
"No, caus eyou dained it so."
"Oh.. Can you just.. Live?"
"Shut the fuck up." -storms off-
Roflcopters.
Im singing Blaqk Audio.
I will be able to legally add [DF] onto my myspace name.
My myspace in itself is goregous. [[Thats /bbbbbandmooses]]
A nice blue.
Anyway. Anyone that has really talked to me in the last day knows that I read the CUTEST book ever last night. Thats right. I did, i did.
I think I am in love with it, and it made me want to be.. not single. Where is Nik when i actually feel like having something to do with him? ;D
is that bad, mean, or slutty in any way? xDDD I mean.. Gah. Oh well. Hes a manwhore. Muahahaha. <3
My neighbors had some relationship issues today.
Example :
What the fuck is your fucking problem bitch? Im fucking tired of your bullshit you fat whore.
And yay. My mom just came in and was like "GO TO BED." And I was like "Eh, not tired."
And now she wants to shove sleeping medication down my throat.
Why does she do that to me? She knows I am terrified of that crap. It could KILL me. Honestly. It totally could.
Now shes in "So. Youre not gonna cemetary with us?" And all like "Oh noes! Im so worried about you! YOURE LYING BITCH." Ugh. Im so pissed off. Shes going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.
And on.
xD
"Can you just.. Shoo?"
"No, caus eyou dained it so."
"Oh.. Can you just.. Live?"
"Shut the fuck up." -storms off-
Roflcopters.
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