[de]Motivational

I got bored, so I decided Id look around on the internet for amusing things. :]

So, here we go.

http://despair.com/viewall.html

Some of my favorites :

Wishes : When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life. Then you're pretty much hosed no matter what you wish for. Unless it's death by meteor.

Stupidity : Quitters never win, and winners never quit. But those who never quit AND never win are idiots.

Quality : The race for quality has no finish line, so technically its more like a death march.

Overconfidence : Before you try to beat the odds, be sure you could survive the odds beating you.

Power : Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. But it rocks absolutely, too.

Change : When the winds of change blow hard enough, the most trivial of things can become deadly projectiles.

Doubt : In the battle between you and the world, bet on the world.

Dysfunction : The only consistent feature in all of your dissatisfying relationships is you.

Loneliness : If you find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone. And yet you are alone. So very alone.

Madness : Madness does not always howl. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, "Hey, is there room in your head for one more?"