Squash

-you broken your keyboard or summin~?
*NAH. GODS RAPING KITTENS. HAVE TO LET HIM FINISH AND WHATNOT.
*-NODS-
-i see
-well
-GOd
-i apprecaite your kitten rapage, but please
*-dies laughing-
-clearly, now god, not only have you sodomised some poor infantile felines, you've now injured my friend greenie quite grieviously to the point of post mortal expressionism via the reflux of laughing
-I AM NOT AMUSED
and trust me god, im a mardy son of a bitch when i aint amused
-SO FUCK OFF
-Gods a wanker aint he greenie
-sodomising kittyraping dealth laugh inducing wanker

I LOVE MY FRIENDS. So much. Even if they never make any sense. I still love them.

ANyway. I cannot talk about nearly killing myself and throwing things at cieling fans the weay Clara can, but.. Umm... Err... What can i talk about?

-ponders-

Today i had 2 slurpees, 3 cups of coffee, 3 sodas, and french toast. YAY SUGAR! Derek, I know you would be proud if i had actually properly talked to you today. :P Busy little arse.

i took a shower today. I took like, 3 yesterday. I just get bored, i guess. So, my hair is all soft now.. Im in my silk pj's. I like them. The silk feels yummy.

Okay.. Im done now.

Bed maybe? Or more sugar? Or just talking to Clllaaarraaaa, the one who never sleeps, and the degenerate cervantes, whisper poet of the midnight moon ^_^