Boiled cheese.

Listening To : Death Goes To Disco - Goodnight Nurse
Eating : Nachos.
Drinking : Water, of course.
Activities : Reading Questionable Content (the comic...), MSN-ing, squirming cause my panties are not comfy...

So I just did something stupid..
My mom and brother were talking about the war with Mexico, and Perry goes "Our history books make us sound so cool!"
And mum goes "I bet the Iranian history books dont..."
And Im like ".. .What did we do to them?"
And mum goes ".. Alyssa. Iran. Think about it."
And Im like "OH. I thought it was Irania, and I was still trying to figure out where that was..."

And..
I just found cheese in my bra.
CHEESE BOOBS.

...
Everything that comes from my lips or from my fingers is ridiculous today.
This is what reading QC is doing to me.
I blame Olivia.
Damn her. XD

I got an A on my math test today!111oneoene
Yay me!
And my keys arent working..
I hope there is no cheese in them...
I hate cheesy keys...

I just had to make a playlist called "Im In A Good Mood... Yeah."
Cause we were getting tired of music that was all emo and depressing. xD
AFI was playing, and I was like "... This isnt suiting my mood."
So yeah.
Nelly Furtadoooooo. xD

Also.
Boiled cheese = love.
If you put nachos in the microwave for long enough..
Mmm.
Its crunchy and cheesy and chewy and yummy and orgasmic.

xD
My mom is like "Can we watch LOST yet?"
And Im like "I dunno, Ill go check as soon as I finish doing my blog..."
And she says "Oh. Isnt a blog kind of like a 'Im great and this is what I do' thing?"
I lol-ed. xD
Im so not great.
Har.

... Im gonna get yelled at for that.
"YOU ARE GREAT. SHUT UP."

Do do do do do dooo.

Listening To : Maneater - Nelly Furtado
Drinking : Water
Activity(s) : Biology homework...

So Im laying on the floor, singing badly, learning about bacteria in biology.
Which is seriously creepy.
Some can go from 1 to 1 million in less than 5 hours.
Ewwwww. x.x

I had more Cadbury eggs today.
I think Im obsessed.
And my mom told me I eat too many of them, but I was like "But.. We have to take advantage of it!!"

So i shouldnt be blogging, but I looked out the front door, and it inspired me to write about..
Well, nothing, really. xD
I couldnt think of anything to write about, but I wanted to write.
So here I am.... Rambling.


(Lol. Rise Against came on, and my mom was like ".. They sound like the ones that do Ohio Is For Lovers." And Im like ".. Hawthorne Heights? Really?" And she goes ".. Yeah, kinda.")

So my tongue hurts.
I need someone to kiss it and make it better.
;D

The Best Entry Title Ever

Listening To : Girl's Not Grey - AFI
Eating/Drinking : That super sexy AIR stuff.
Activity(s) : Well.. Im supposed to be sleeping, if that counts for anything.

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So.
Alyssa has a really hard time holding onto a guy, it seems.
Cause once again.
Yours truly is single.
Which..
I dunno if Im happy or not.
Of course, I broke up with him, upholding the "Ive never been broken up with" tradition...
Does that make me a whore?
Someone said I have a subconscious fear of being dumped, so I do the dumping.
I responded with "o.O".

Oh holy wow.
I just used the spellcheck in Firefox.
Im in looooove.

Anyway.

New things in Alyssa's life... -thinks-

The other day I found a lamp in the trash.
And it totally works. o.o
But.
The cool thing?
Its a Tanqueray bottle. ;D
Kicks ass, oh yes.

My mommy got me this kick ass book.
Yeah.
Its cool.

I learned how to make these little potato things with potatoes (obviously), eggs, and matzo ball mix.
Which is awesome.
Cause thats like, the only food we have.
So its handy when Im starving to death.
(Which I usually am..)

My bathroom is still neat. o.O
Which is crazy.
I keep all the clothes in one corner.
ONE.
CORNER.
Amazing. -dies-

This is an important one.
I decided (realized, actually..).
That even though I told myself I wouldnt care about Nik anymore..
I totally care.
Like a lot.
And.
I miss him.
A shitload.
Damn him for living far away.
Bastard.

So yeah.
Im done now.
I need to sleep and shit.

Much love, from the Alyssa.
Who is freezing ass cold.
(Ive never understood that phrase...)

Number 100

This is my 100'th post.

And really.
All I have to say is...

[dory food] says :
It wasn't pleasant.
Blake says :
Well duh.

Id be a bit more phased if my girlfriend told me she had a dream where I called her just so she could listen to my kill myself.
Wouldnt you?

.. Im Your Huckleberry.

Listening To : Bitter For Sweet - Blaqk Audio
Drinking : Hot buttered rum
Activity(s) : Sitting being bored, reading old roleplays

So Im slightly tipsy.
And have a headache.
Meh.

Ah well.
Anyway.

My room is still clean. o.O
Since I partway cleaned it, it hasnt gotten messy again.

And the hole in my knee is.. Better-ish.
Still creepy.
And still a hole.

And typing is harddddd.

We watched Tombstone tonight...
I love Doc.
Hes amazinggg. <3
Just saying. :]

I spent hours and hours in photoshop today.
But.
It makes me mad how people think Im lame for liking sims...
Bitches.
It gives me something to do. x.x
And yeah. I was really, really proud of the thing I worked on for everrr.
Im not anymore, but I WAS.

Valentine's

Listening To : I Will Find You - Enya
Drinking : Water
Activity(s) : Playing with Simfinity, trying to get a magazine page done in photoshop, bugging people on msn

Okaaaaay.
Lets do this thingy.

Valentines Day.
Even when Im not single.
I hate it.
So much. xD

Although this yeaaarrrrr...
Well let me start from the beginning.

I got hardly any sleep, cause I was nervous as fuck. (You would have been too, dont judge me.)
So on the 14th I was cleaning and sleeping and wasting time, of courseee.
And my little brother and I decided to run down the driveway.
And I fell.
And completely destroyed my knee(s), feet, hands, and hips. Yay.
So I was in pain. Still am.
I nearly passed out, actually. It was trippy.

So anyway.
The cute boy got here -right- after I finished washing blood off myself. xD
And he brought me irises.
And chocolate.
Which I still need to eat... xD

And...
Hes nice and warm to cuddle up to. <3>

Oooh, shopping!

Listening To : Famous Last Words - MCR
Eating : Brown sugar and butter.. In a cup.. YEAH.
Drinking : Water.
Present Activity(s) : Talking on SF, playing on msn, hoping my computer doesnt die again. xD

Okay. So. You can tell a lot about people by reading their shopping list, or looking in their cart.
For example.
Here's our shopping list.
(Kudos if you can tell which parts are inspired by me.)

- Bottled water
- Brown sugar
- Granulated sugar
- Powdered sugar
- Teriyaki sauce
- Hot Cheetos
- Acai juice
- Butter
- Peanut butter
- Garlic
- Black pepper
- English muffins
- Mayonnaise
- Buttermilk
- Cinnamon Toast Crunch

And I think thats all we have right now, haha.
But yeah.
<3
Food.
Does that make you want to stay with us? xD

(Answers : My influences are; water, cheetos, sugar, acai juice, and english muffins. I absolutely HATE buttermilk, btw.)

Anyway.
I hate immature people. x.x

Help help help, oh please do.

I didnt sleep last night.
I spent most of the time watching Grey's Anatomy.

And this morning on the way home I realized something...

I fucking SUCK at being a girlfriend.
I can love someone with all my heart (and more), and think theyre perfect...
But as soon as I think too much...
I think about what everyone else will say.
And it drives me mad.
And I cant breathe.
I cant think.
I cant move...

I want to just throw up and pass out.
And be single forever.
But I love to be loved...

Dear god, someone, please..
Help me sort out my mind.
I need help.
I dont know what to do.

Well, shoooot.

Listening To : Milkshake - Goodnight Nurse
Eating : Hot Cheetos.
Drinking : Acai juice.
Current Activity(s) : Talking on msn, Facebooking, reading HP fanfics.

(Nifty little intro, dontchya think? ^-^)

I have made an official decision.
I am going to cease trying to be affectionate, in hopes a nuclear war will not ensue.
-sigh-
Everyone always misunderstands me, bastards...
I mean.. Honestly.
If I try and prove to people I care about them, everyones like "Ooh, Im better than you!" "Ooh, why am I not on the listtt!?" "Who the hell is that? Why are they important!?"
-sigh-
It just makes life waaay to complicated, you know?
Not that I have anything against misunderstandings..
I just feel really guilty.
Its like.. What I do.

And now my juice is gone.
For the record, acai juice is the ONLY kind of juice I actually like.
Tis delicious.
And sooo good for me, too. ^-^;

Anywho. Since I stayed up till 7 in the morning (though Im not complaining, it was fun..), I didnt wake up till like.. 5.
I sleep a lot. xD
So now Im praying I wont be up all night..
That'd suck.
xD

I wanna write a story though..
Or roleplay..
Or SOMETHING.
x.x

Ill have a heated driveway, please.

So yeah.
Its like, nearly 7am, and Im sitting here looking at expensive houses and nifty interior design...
Like this.Yeaaah.
I think it would suck to fall off those stairs into the water, though.
Can you imagine, in the dark, at night? Gah.

Hahaha. Blake and I are -so- bored.

And its really cold.. Im starting to wonder if my window is secretly open. xD
So as I sit here and freaking shiver. x.x
Dude. I so wish i was tired.
I really need to sleep, you know...
Gah.
Darn it.

Alyssa loses.

And Im -still- failing with the whole school thing.
Total suckage.