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I changed my layout...

Im confused as hell now.

XD

But.. I added pictars. For all of you peoples out there [[I dont even know who reads this thing anyway.. XD]] If you want a pictar, send me one? I delete your faces from my computer. GASP!

Yeahaaaa. I say Pictar now. I BLAME YOU AND YOUR CUTE HAIR PANIQUE! EGADZ!

Hahahee, part 2.

Imagine this.

Getting a blowjob from a vicious panther. [[Thats apparently vegetarian]]

Yeah. I nearly passed out laughing from that one. And, IT WASNT MY FAULT. Although, yes, I can be held accountable for thinking of the word manhood for no apparent reason. Lets all just try to forgot how completely weird I am.

The second part of this is a bit delayed, and really isnt even the second part.. But.. i had to keep up with the name, otherwise it made no sense, you know? Plus, "hahahee" is just fun to say.

HAHA.

"So wait?! Whats it eating then?! Hows Landon gonna make a witty remark?!"
"I decided on a banana. An actual, real, not-a-penis banana."
"xDD Okay.. Wait.. Not a penis?"
"Sadly not. :/"
";-;"

This is what happens when i roleplay, just so you know. :DDDDDDDD

I really should be doing homework. BUT. Apparently, i am not the only one who finds odd music to be happy happy.
Panique [[Okay.. Charlotte]] gets happy of MCR. [[It sounds like shes smoking it or something.. XD I wonder how you smoke a band though.. Oh god. HAh. Im so bad.. GROUPIEEE.]]
Whereas, I get happy from AFI. YAY AFIZ! :D

Today was interesting, by the way. HAH! I LIED! It sucked. I didnt wake up till noon. :/
And, I have ALL my homework to do tonight, cause Im not sure if Ill be up in time in the mornning to get it done.. Gahhh. Im sooo ready for school to just DIE.

Summerrrrrrr. Woot. :D

Dood. I think it'd be hella awkward if I actually did see whosits this summer. Itd be like "Heyyyy, we were together and now were not and what the hell do I say to you considering everyone who knows you existed in my life wants to kill you, YEAH, im doing well too!"

Bah. Damn it all to hell. XDDDDDD

Hahahee, pt. 1.

Alright. Hey, hi, whats up? :P

In case anyone wanted to know, i was informed Blake.. something-or-other lost American idol. I honestly think whoever he lost to should go fall in a hole. Cause he was so obviously the best.
Not the most talented maybe, but he fits the part. And I dont even watch the show. :D

Apparently I left my candle burning all night last night. Bummer. Although it hardly burned down at all, the heat of the flame and the weight of the candle caused it to get all.. Squished. o_O
So now I have this odd candle with a bublous top. xD

Im kinda ticked off cause i didn't make it through to Round 2 of StyLeesh. I mean, I worked my ass off on that pose, you know? Whatever. I tried... However, Ming was at the very bottom.. Is that saying something? I dunno.
Gizzy wouldn't stop flirting with Dell.. It was hilarious. Like, they were waiting for the results of SOS's final round.. She spanked him. xDDDDDDD

In the world of my roleplays.. Well, the one with Rachel is going well. Si, si.

ANYWAY. I was gonna say something, but I forgot what. Crap. I'll add more later I suppose. [:

Woot -- Musiccs

Less Talk, More Rokk
Freezepop

the basement scene is dark and dusty
the musty smell of stale air
cobwebs dangle overhead
people stumble down the stairs
let’s get this party started, yo
the band are in the corner of the floor
their songs are pretty kick-ass
we're dancing like we've never danced
the music is loud
the kids are so young
all over the world
they wanna have fun
the music is so loud
it drowns out the talk
all over the world
just give us more rokk
the music is loud
the night is so young
all over the world
we wanna have fun
the music gets louder
please don’t call the cops
all over the world
we just wanna rokk
the kitchen scene is damp and sticky
they're lined up at the keg of PBR
we're yelling conversations
thru the floor you hear the keyboards and guitar
I’m getting kind of antsy
I just came up here to get some air
This isn’t where the music’s at
I guess I’m going back down there
the music is loud
the kids are so young
all over the world
they wanna have fun
the music is so loud
it drowns out the talk
all over the world
just give us more rokk
the music is loud
the night is so young
all over the worldwe wanna have fun
the music gets louder
please don’t call the cops
all over the world
we just wanna rokk
the basement scene is hot and sweaty
bodies packed from wall to wall
the band are tearing thru their set
the encore is the best of all
let’s keep this party going, yo
we’ve got nowhere else to be
someone yells, "less talk more rokk"
mostly unironically
the music is loud
the kids are so young
all over the world
they wanna have fun
the music is so loud
it drowns out the talk
all over the world
just give us more rokk
the music is loud
the night is so young
all over the world
we wanna have
music gets louder
please don’t call the cops
all over the world
we just wanna rokk
we just wanna rokk
we just wanna rokk
we just wanna rokk
we just wanna rokk

God.. x_x

I realize the fact i am posting for the third time in the last like.. half hour is rediculous...

Also the fact i completely forgot how to spell ridiculous.. :P

but, i was being my awesome dorky self, and reading the past entries.. Im amazed at how amazingly in love I was... Like.. Now that i think about it.. It was so.. odd.
I kind of miss it, in a twisted way.. Like, not really.. But I miss the feeling wanted.
How sappy...

Meanwhile.. I have a new philosophy...

Apparently some of my friends have yet to know this exists. I do not know if I should tell them where to find it or not.. :D I could just taunt them.. Tell them its here, but never show them.
Then what would they do?

For the record...

ITS PEAS!

WASABI PEAS!

I dont care what you say. Its peas. God damn it.

Not beans.

Beans are weird. It makes me want to sing:

Beans, beans, the musical fruit.
The more you eat, the more you toot.
The more you toot, the better you feel.
Beans, beans, for every meal!

Really..

PEAS! FTW!

It also reminds me of a line from a play I wrote with my little brother...

Something about brains and peas, and it ends with "Wait.. You dont have a brain. A pea! USE YOUR PEA!"

=D

Oh look! It likes you!

Okay. So.. Duuude.

I am changing to font I do this in.. xD I have been addicted to mini Veranda lately.

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Moving on. I was bored, so I was looking up random info.. Did you know they have stencils for you twat?
I mean.. If you had a smiley face... In Aprils words : "Look! It likes you!"

How completely awkward would that be? I suppose I can see the novelty in having a heart down there, but wouldnt someone find it the slightest bit annoying? Not sayin I have anyone whom I could ask.. But really. If I was a guy [[Or a lesbian]] I would find it slightly disconcerting.

It just occurred to me I do not put labels on my posts. Is that bad? Should I start? Would it make this whole thing more amusing for the lot of you?
Whoever -you- are... :P I dont even know who exists out there.. I know Gizzy reads this off and on.. Afterall, she was the one who yelled at me to write in it again.

My computer is hot, and it, in turn, is making me all hot and yucky. Im in nothing but my underwear, and draped in a parao, but.. Gah. I am tempted to open my window and download Hey There Delilah, as opposed to listening to Incubus. Im getting a bit tired of this cd.. [[This cd being Light Grenades]].
Im somewhat annoyed because Windows Media Player will not let me rip the music from it onto the computer. o_O
Im just gonna kick the AFI. Well. I would never kick them. That wouldnt be nice. Theyre too cute for that anyway. Unless of course it was some sort of odd foreplay. ;D

Today I found something out.

My mom has this necklace, made from.. Uhmm.. What are these damn things called...? Cowry shells. On a red rope.. And there is a flower thingy in the center. So, I have this red and white shirt [[That everyone seems to love, and I always get complimented on it, and how thin I am.. Its flattering, I guess]]... Anyway. The colors of the necklace and the shirt match perfectly. Yay!

Plus, I still have to brown and pink ribbon from yesterday around my wrist.
I stole it off one of the sodas, and had Drew tie it around my wrist. He thought I was weird. I don't care.. ^-^ I am weird. He should know that. i have no idea why he asked me to dance though. Talk about awkward. THANKYOU for annoying wedding=style dancing. :P

OH OH OH. Alexis and I decided last night that the smiley [=O, while its supposed to be angelic, looks like a surprised retarted kid.. [ being the helmet. I have nothing against retarted kids, mind you, and if I had one of my own, I would love it.. But.. They are just so incredible amusing....

Anyway. Im done for now..

Ew..

EW EW EW EW EW.

Fucking whore made me dance with him.

-sobs-

I dont like being groped at by people I dont know....

Im going to kill her. KILL HER.

I swear to god i will.

My mother, the moron.

I really dont think you are gonna believe this.

So, Im sitting here, its about.. Ohh... 2 am-ish? When I hear like, footsteps on the driveway. Cause we have a gravel driveway, so the footsteps are easy to hear. So anyway..
They go away, then come back about half an hour later, and Im sitting here like "Shittttttt" and I was talking to April, and we were like, screaming...
I get this tap on my window, and I was like"AGGGH." Only, silently, cause my window was open, and I didnt want to be shot.
So my mom goes and OPENS THE DOOR. Freak.
Apparently, he offered her $200 for sex. Thank god she turned him down.. ><>
And I was like YAYAYAY!

Only then, like, 20 minutes later, he came back. x_x And she let him in the fucking houseeeee. I was like "MY MOTHER IS A LUNATIC!" But by then I was alone, and desperately hunting on neo for a roleplay, and listening to AFI, hoping it would cheer me up.

THEN. Oh it gets worse! SHE LETS HIM INTO MY ROOM. And hes like:
"I wants you to knw-know.. That I a-am not weird. I live, down street. Just a good friend. Not weird. Dont worry..." and I was like ".. Okay.." And he turned to go, and comes back and is like "Just a good friend. I been talking to your mom. Good friend."

Crazy people. Alright, so I was like "Yeah, whatever." And I like, curled up in a ball, and my mom is standing in my doorway saying "Come on ALyssa, you dont need to be scared." Hah, yeah. Im not gonna be scared of some freaky dude in my room.

Then he came back, wanting to buy this picture I drew in like.. 6th grade. THAT was odd... So apparently, Im selling it for $50...?
And then he asked if I could draw a mural on his wall.. And I was like "Uhhhh..." So I have to have a mini mural done by Friday.

This has been the weirdest morning in the history of the world, and its only 5:20!!!!!!

I WILL SURVIVE! HEY HEY!

I was just randomly reminded this existed. Apparently the deformed Gizzy missed it..? Shes an odd one, I tell ye.

Oops. I dont have much brains, you should know that. [[:

Now, meanwhile back at the ranch. Its fucking hot. xD Im not too happy with it. Im sitting on my bed in a bikini and a skirt, my windows open, the fan going, and my music blasting. I feel so summery!

And i have the taste of green beans in my mouth. Thats yucky. I need a cookie. Or something sugary. I also need to remember how to type. Not hoe to type. TYPE, HO!
Haha. Reminds me of English. "To my bedchamber, HO!" [I might pay you well if you hurry..]

I might be losing one of my friends, but being honest is totally helping out my life. xD Now that who-sits is back on my good side [Although, I put her there myself, she did nothing but exist], I feel like a good person.

Now. I think I might go give my neighbor some Claritin so she will stop sneezing. Maybe she'll give me some of their bbq in return.

FOXTROT! UNIFORM! CHARLIE! KILO!