Oh look! It likes you!

Okay. So.. Duuude.

I am changing to font I do this in.. xD I have been addicted to mini Veranda lately.

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Moving on. I was bored, so I was looking up random info.. Did you know they have stencils for you twat?
I mean.. If you had a smiley face... In Aprils words : "Look! It likes you!"

How completely awkward would that be? I suppose I can see the novelty in having a heart down there, but wouldnt someone find it the slightest bit annoying? Not sayin I have anyone whom I could ask.. But really. If I was a guy [[Or a lesbian]] I would find it slightly disconcerting.

It just occurred to me I do not put labels on my posts. Is that bad? Should I start? Would it make this whole thing more amusing for the lot of you?
Whoever -you- are... :P I dont even know who exists out there.. I know Gizzy reads this off and on.. Afterall, she was the one who yelled at me to write in it again.

My computer is hot, and it, in turn, is making me all hot and yucky. Im in nothing but my underwear, and draped in a parao, but.. Gah. I am tempted to open my window and download Hey There Delilah, as opposed to listening to Incubus. Im getting a bit tired of this cd.. [[This cd being Light Grenades]].
Im somewhat annoyed because Windows Media Player will not let me rip the music from it onto the computer. o_O
Im just gonna kick the AFI. Well. I would never kick them. That wouldnt be nice. Theyre too cute for that anyway. Unless of course it was some sort of odd foreplay. ;D

Today I found something out.

My mom has this necklace, made from.. Uhmm.. What are these damn things called...? Cowry shells. On a red rope.. And there is a flower thingy in the center. So, I have this red and white shirt [[That everyone seems to love, and I always get complimented on it, and how thin I am.. Its flattering, I guess]]... Anyway. The colors of the necklace and the shirt match perfectly. Yay!

Plus, I still have to brown and pink ribbon from yesterday around my wrist.
I stole it off one of the sodas, and had Drew tie it around my wrist. He thought I was weird. I don't care.. ^-^ I am weird. He should know that. i have no idea why he asked me to dance though. Talk about awkward. THANKYOU for annoying wedding=style dancing. :P

OH OH OH. Alexis and I decided last night that the smiley [=O, while its supposed to be angelic, looks like a surprised retarted kid.. [ being the helmet. I have nothing against retarted kids, mind you, and if I had one of my own, I would love it.. But.. They are just so incredible amusing....

Anyway. Im done for now..

Ew..

EW EW EW EW EW.

Fucking whore made me dance with him.

-sobs-

I dont like being groped at by people I dont know....

Im going to kill her. KILL HER.

I swear to god i will.

My mother, the moron.

I really dont think you are gonna believe this.

So, Im sitting here, its about.. Ohh... 2 am-ish? When I hear like, footsteps on the driveway. Cause we have a gravel driveway, so the footsteps are easy to hear. So anyway..
They go away, then come back about half an hour later, and Im sitting here like "Shittttttt" and I was talking to April, and we were like, screaming...
I get this tap on my window, and I was like"AGGGH." Only, silently, cause my window was open, and I didnt want to be shot.
So my mom goes and OPENS THE DOOR. Freak.
Apparently, he offered her $200 for sex. Thank god she turned him down.. ><>
And I was like YAYAYAY!

Only then, like, 20 minutes later, he came back. x_x And she let him in the fucking houseeeee. I was like "MY MOTHER IS A LUNATIC!" But by then I was alone, and desperately hunting on neo for a roleplay, and listening to AFI, hoping it would cheer me up.

THEN. Oh it gets worse! SHE LETS HIM INTO MY ROOM. And hes like:
"I wants you to knw-know.. That I a-am not weird. I live, down street. Just a good friend. Not weird. Dont worry..." and I was like ".. Okay.." And he turned to go, and comes back and is like "Just a good friend. I been talking to your mom. Good friend."

Crazy people. Alright, so I was like "Yeah, whatever." And I like, curled up in a ball, and my mom is standing in my doorway saying "Come on ALyssa, you dont need to be scared." Hah, yeah. Im not gonna be scared of some freaky dude in my room.

Then he came back, wanting to buy this picture I drew in like.. 6th grade. THAT was odd... So apparently, Im selling it for $50...?
And then he asked if I could draw a mural on his wall.. And I was like "Uhhhh..." So I have to have a mini mural done by Friday.

This has been the weirdest morning in the history of the world, and its only 5:20!!!!!!

I WILL SURVIVE! HEY HEY!

I was just randomly reminded this existed. Apparently the deformed Gizzy missed it..? Shes an odd one, I tell ye.

Oops. I dont have much brains, you should know that. [[:

Now, meanwhile back at the ranch. Its fucking hot. xD Im not too happy with it. Im sitting on my bed in a bikini and a skirt, my windows open, the fan going, and my music blasting. I feel so summery!

And i have the taste of green beans in my mouth. Thats yucky. I need a cookie. Or something sugary. I also need to remember how to type. Not hoe to type. TYPE, HO!
Haha. Reminds me of English. "To my bedchamber, HO!" [I might pay you well if you hurry..]

I might be losing one of my friends, but being honest is totally helping out my life. xD Now that who-sits is back on my good side [Although, I put her there myself, she did nothing but exist], I feel like a good person.

Now. I think I might go give my neighbor some Claritin so she will stop sneezing. Maybe she'll give me some of their bbq in return.

FOXTROT! UNIFORM! CHARLIE! KILO!

Yeah.

ellen delonge: im trying to talk
ellen delonge: and it sounds liek i don't know how to talk
Goldie Fish 118: Hhaahaha
Goldie Fish 118: jbsiahfiuahf?
ellen delonge: hahahahhah
ellen delonge: ouch
ellen delonge: that made me laugh
Goldie Fish 118: Sorry.
Goldie Fish 118: =D
ellen delonge: loll
Goldie Fish 118: I WANNA FUCK YA IN THE FIRE.
Goldie Fish 118: -cough-
Goldie Fish 118: Sorry.
Goldie Fish 118: I couldnt resist.
Goldie Fish 118: I.. Have such strong feelings for you...
Goldie Fish 118: >.<
ellen delonge: HAHAH
ellen delonge: stop
Goldie Fish 118: Ooohhh you love me!
ellen delonge: my fa ce mask is cracking
ellen delonge: hahahha
Goldie Fish 118: Hahahahahaha.
Goldie Fish 118: Crack head.
Goldie Fish 118: Heehee.
Goldie Fish 118: Im punny.
Goldie Fish 118: =D
ellen delonge: STOP
ellen delonge: hahaha
Goldie Fish 118: -runs in circles- IM SORRY!!!!!
Goldie Fish 118: -dies-
Goldie Fish 118: -twitches-
Goldie Fish 118: -dies-
ellen delonge: HAHAHAHHA
ellen delonge: i can picture that
ellen delonge: so you need to stop
Goldie Fish 118: -twitches- Okay.
Goldie Fish 118: Im done.

Doom

Long time no see, eh? I get to go to Dr. Geiss with dad and kerri today, again. I dont really feel like dealing with them.

I miss my friends fool. Like, I havent been to school in 3 weeks. Although, now it is Spring break. WOOT. But.. I have to spend all this time doing stuff I dont want to do. Perry and I are having bad breaks this year. He's being dragged to New York. x__x

In The Clouds
Under the Influence of Giants

I like the bullet in the water yeah
I like the morning after pill hello
breath in
lose control
i wanna fuck ya in fire
yeah i wanna hold ya till you breath no more
can't hide
oh meet me in the clouds
let me work it out
don't you take it personal, personal
don't you like the control ohh lets
tell the people what we have to say
lets tell the people till they can't hear no more
can't cry
more and more
we never tried to be the leading voice
we couldn't help it cuz you gave us no choice
can't fight
oh meet me in the clouds
let me work it out
don't you take it personal, personal
don't you like the control ohh
Meet me in the clouds

Well, youll be impressed. I lived. Thats right, i did, i did. Bah, it sucked though.. Im just happy to be home. Although, I wish I could say he was home too.. I feel like I need to tell him I love him, and hear that he loves me. x__x

Im so wierd. I give up on trying to be normal. :D

Flippy! Whippy! Snipppyyyy.

I have no clue about the title, dont ask me about it.

I feel like looking at my keyboard right now.. Leave me a lone about it. The one downfall is I cannot see spelling mistakes. Screw you grammar.. SCREW YOU.

I miss school.. I havent been in a week.. I miss Tyler in math, and the athiesm we share. :D
I miss Saira in art, even though I cannot understand half of what she says.
I miss Blue, who is just.. Blue. :D
I miss Aaron, who is convinced I am the best one at reading Shakespeare.
I miss Amanda, who I get to tell all my drama too.
I miss Ellen, the socialite.
I miss DP news in 2nd period.
I miss Alex, and his goregously awesome hair.
I miss Emily and her sheer bluntness when it comes to sex.
I miss listening to my horrible voice, but having fun in theatre.
I miss listening to Jack ramble, because i really do love his ramblings.
I miss staring at Sean's wicked awesome hair, and I missed them getting their braces off...
I miss a lot of things.

No school for a week is a sudden thing, especially when I am finally fitting into that new life, you know? Anyways... At least I have my friends to check up on me, -him- to make me smile, the cousin to squeal, and random people to rant to.
And all my s2c friends to keep my mind off life. And Spencer. Little fucktard. :D

Today I was reading How To Walk In HIgh Heels, by Camilla Morten... It tells me how to be an elegant lady in society.
Also.. I was tempted to tell my mom about -him- because -he- is one of those perfect people who thinks I am amazingly goregous all the time, you know? Like a mother.. But I guy who I can love, and who loves me back.
Impressive. You dont find one of those everyday...

Anyway.. Im going to go design a logo. Im a girl.. I got teh skills that -some- people do not posess.. No matter how much I love them, I will be honest. Blah. -giggles-

Au revior.

Yay.. ^_^

I bonded I bonded I BONDED! Yeh bitch. You know it.

I am happy now. You know? I mean.. I never thought we'd get a chance to be close ever again.. Its like, a miracle. But maybe it is just because I have grown up and I understand her more, and can relate to where she is coming from.. I mean, we have a lot of the same issuses.. Sleep deprivation, enxiety, blah...

SO yeah. I am going over there Sunday for Colin's birthday. :D My dadddy is happy too.. Id be happy if I was him. My eldest daughter and my wife getting along for once.

And, I think she can even relate and count on me.. I mean, I mentioned how I am always there for my friends, I think that made a big imapact on her.. Which is nice. Maybe she'll feel like she can talk to me about stuff too, not just the other way around.

Oh, also.. I made dinner last night. It was really good too.. Stirfly.. I made mine reallllly hot, and man was it good. I started crying it hurt so bad. I loved it.

But, cutting the meat freaked me out. Meat is hella wierd yo. >.<>

Im still sick. I dont know as if I will ever get better. Not as bad as Jeri, who has the flu.. But still.. I hardly have a voice at the moment. That may be because Im an idiot and sang, even though I know I shouldnt have.

Okay, well.. I am off. I kinda want to convince people to talk to me, then play Seasons.. I like seasons. Plus, its almost spring for the Greing family.. I think I want them to have their baby in Spring anyway... :)

I almost forgot a title...

Ive been dead for a while..

Oh well. How goes it world?

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I dont care anyway... I made this kick ass spicy stirfry tonight.. It was.. Well.. Good. =D
So hot it made my cry.. Just what I wanted, too. I was a happy camper.
I -also- found a lovely coloring book page of Sailor Moon, and colored her to look like a whore while talking on the phone to Jeri. We giggled about how we are going to hell as she killed green people and I colored.

I keep forgetting there is a fly in that glass of water, so I pick it up and see this little wiggling bug. Its annoying. Im thirsty! I mean really.. I have a sore throat. You would think the fly would be nice to me. But noooooo. Fucking fly. Only cares about itself.

I miss school.. I miss Jack and Sean, mostly. And Tyler.. He makes me laugh. I like laughing. I kinda just miss everything... All my friends, my giraffe, the mexicans... -sigh-
I dont even get to go tomorrow. 3 whole days I am going to be behind.. Yech.

Anyway.. I should go to bed. The boyfriend is waking me up in 4 hours (I let him though, so dont go telling me it isnt worth it Jeri..). I should get some sleep... Oh wait, 3 hours. Duh. Math Alyssa.

But, before I go.. Gizzy and I have a forum! Wee! It is -just- like s2c, only Delphy-Free! Yayayay!

http://sims2cf.proboards54.com/index.cgi

Yeah bitch. If you want (Of course you do!!) go check it out.. And join. JOIN I SAY. Then PM me.. greenie. Well chill yo. I might even give you mod powersssss. =DDDD

Cant beat that logic.

<333333333

Squash

-you broken your keyboard or summin~?
*NAH. GODS RAPING KITTENS. HAVE TO LET HIM FINISH AND WHATNOT.
*-NODS-
-i see
-well
-GOd
-i apprecaite your kitten rapage, but please
*-dies laughing-
-clearly, now god, not only have you sodomised some poor infantile felines, you've now injured my friend greenie quite grieviously to the point of post mortal expressionism via the reflux of laughing
-I AM NOT AMUSED
and trust me god, im a mardy son of a bitch when i aint amused
-SO FUCK OFF
-Gods a wanker aint he greenie
-sodomising kittyraping dealth laugh inducing wanker

I LOVE MY FRIENDS. So much. Even if they never make any sense. I still love them.

ANyway. I cannot talk about nearly killing myself and throwing things at cieling fans the weay Clara can, but.. Umm... Err... What can i talk about?

-ponders-

Today i had 2 slurpees, 3 cups of coffee, 3 sodas, and french toast. YAY SUGAR! Derek, I know you would be proud if i had actually properly talked to you today. :P Busy little arse.

i took a shower today. I took like, 3 yesterday. I just get bored, i guess. So, my hair is all soft now.. Im in my silk pj's. I like them. The silk feels yummy.

Okay.. Im done now.

Bed maybe? Or more sugar? Or just talking to Clllaaarraaaa, the one who never sleeps, and the degenerate cervantes, whisper poet of the midnight moon ^_^